O, frabjous day!
Yes. I have completed my homework. I have partaken of both caffeine and chocolate. And now I am going to get out my sock kit… and soothe my shattered nerves.
(I know I have gone wrong with my piecing because the seams have fallen all wrong and I have too many thicknesses in one place. Two places, actually – but who is counting? Will teacher make me unpick it all and begin again? Oh, the unhappy memories…)
You rotten swine! I’ll have to finish mine now!
Whilst the dinner’s cooking I think. I’ll get the horses in first. You haven’t *Ironed* it, have you?
Well, I.. er.. um… *pressed* it