Nothing to see here

It is dark. There is nothing you can see, nothing you can feel, nothing you can hear, nothing you can…

…but perhaps plenty you can smirk at – at my expense.

(That’s the last time I call the Knitting goddess a bitch.)

Disaster!

A tale of woe regarding an expensive and now apparently ill-advised purchase of hardwood DPNs:

“I heard something.

A tiny something.

A tiny but unmistakable something.

I heard…

…a snap!

I looked down and there, in my left hand, dangled two severed ends of my very expensive and much-loved DPN… “