In the post today, a set of 3 stainless steel shoe horns (yes, I have reached that age). I have been playing with them as I am sure there must be some photographic potential.
I shall keep trying as I am sure I can do better than this.
Also in the post today, tools for Mr L. He has just quit his desk for the weekend and I can hear the sounds of things being tested on the kitchen floor. No sounds of swearing or any general annoyance, so I estimate that by the end of the weekend the old cork tiles will be history. I may even do a spell of tile removal myself, with the correct knee protection measures that is.