Today is Claire (aka CP) Grogan’s birthday – she of Gregory’s Girl and Altered Images, and the best of the Kristine Kochanskis in Red Dwarf.
So, here is a very-much-altered-image birthday greeting for the girl who sang Happy Birthday.
Claire Grogan once spoke to Mr L, asking him the way to the toilet at Manchester Uni’s SU. He’s never been quite the same since, and who could possibly blame him?
As for avoiding the obvious – I gave in and added a nice big green bow.