It’s Alan Bennett’s birthday today.
I forgot that this is a free account and that you therefore cannot look at a larger version to see that my talking heads are spouting Bennett quotations, so here they are in readable form:
[i]Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off. [/i]