I hurt my back on Thursday morning. It hurts when I sit down. It hurts when I stand up. It hurts when l lie on my back. It is now Sunday and I am losing all sense of proportion with this pain that has been going on forever. I’m trying to do without painkillers today so can’t even enjoy the ability to simply drift in and out of consciousness.Â Which means that I am very bored indeed, as I can’t do anything.
I’d like Situation Normal please. Any time soon will do.